The first bike in the Dorito namesake was aptly named Dorito, as it was Lava Orange. Rather, I saw it as the color left on your finger tips after eating Doritos.
And somehow that bike survived much of what I did to her. However, after getting the thumper (one-cylinder BMW) I realized how poorly this bike was off road. I disliked the length of chassis, and the progressive springs in the front and the low-end aftermarket rear shock were poorly executed.
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Next, in the line up is Cool Ranch Dorito. Fitting name for a Yellow bike, eh? More on that backstory here:
Then there was Dorito Roulette. And that prelude here:
And now, introducing Jurassic Dorito!
You probably didn't know the chipmaker produced a limited number of giant-sized Doritos chips to coincide with 2018 summer's premiere of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. The oversized Nacho Cheese-flavored chip measures in at about ten inches tall while retaining the thickness of a traditional Doritos chip. But a chip this big (and fragile) can't just be shipped out in any old bag. So when the chip arrives, it's hiding inside a replica dinosaur egg nestled within a giant metal Jurassic Doritos crate, with a certificate of authenticity to boot.
Or more simply I will call her T-Rex! Heck, who doesn't think of the Tyrannosaurus as their go-to Dino pick for the Jurassic period? And not to miss the allusion to MT-09 and T-Rex!
You probably didn't know the chipmaker produced a limited number of giant-sized Doritos chips to coincide with 2018 summer's premiere of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. The oversized Nacho Cheese-flavored chip measures in at about ten inches tall while retaining the thickness of a traditional Doritos chip. But a chip this big (and fragile) can't just be shipped out in any old bag. So when the chip arrives, it's hiding inside a replica dinosaur egg nestled within a giant metal Jurassic Doritos crate, with a certificate of authenticity to boot.
Or more simply I will call her T-Rex! Heck, who doesn't think of the Tyrannosaurus as their go-to Dino pick for the Jurassic period? And not to miss the allusion to MT-09 and T-Rex!
